Our first question is about your makeup, not rouge powder or lipstick: rather, who is it that makes up your fine
Dem: "Well, the democratic party is the core value party of labor union men and women locking arms with all
manner of gays lesbians bisexuales and trans genders all lockarmed together with people of color and abortionists marching
to a common goal in step with secret socialists and full on internationalists embracing antiChristians under cover of both
separation of church and state and freedom from religion as promulgated by our think tank leaders the ACLU; Add in the
muslim voting and muslim party$financing block and wow, what a juggernaught we have. You sitting in the corner there,
sounds good doesn't it, huh?"
"Well,could I please hold the gay lesbian bisexuals and transgenders from my hot dog, oh, and easy on the abortionists
"Ha ha hah, You are a funny little adherent aren't you? Just for you we add in all of academia. that should
help you swallow the rest of our big beautiful package, shouldn't it?" "It's a good deal, Hello Homo! Quack on abortion
hack, I'm aboard"
"Now if the repo. party representative will please lay aside his blackberry and" Ring! Ring Ring! "Hello mingon,
yes, sell the pork bellies and buy more April Crude., uh, gotta go. Civic chores. bye."
"Sir we asked about the makeup of your party, I do hope it's not crude with pork bellies."
"Party of Lincoln and Ronald Reagan, Reagan, wore rouge I think. He didn't mean anything by it."
"No, sir, the types of people included in your party."
"Why didn't you say that?"
People who want freedom from oppressive government. People who want opportunity to get ahead and make and keep lots
of personal income and capital gains, people who want lower taxes and smaller government.
People who want strong national defense, who want people to pay for their abortions and euthanasias with their own money,
not ours. Christians are also welcome in voting, but not governing, capacities. But we just love em to death."
"How about the situation with the Karen in Myanmar?"
Dem "Oscar, Karen should get an Oscar!"
"Ooookaaaay, Repo would you like to expand on that."
"This nation is all too much about famous personalities."
"A comment about the Federal judge prohibiting mention of intelligent design in public schools?"
dem "It is a proven fact that there is no God. The hard fact is evolution and Godlessness. We must save our public
school children from the delusions of Biblical mysticism."
Repo. "The teaching of evolution does not nescessarily conflict with the principles of Christianity. We
do have to consider the science test scores. We value the people of faith. God bless America and it's Dow
Jones Industrial average."
"It has been said "eye for eye, tooth for tooth, life for life. He who sheds man's blood, by man shall his blood
be shed. He who draweth the sword in crime shall die by the sword of justice. The governing authorities bear not
weapons in vain. Discuss your position on crime, punishment and the death penalty."
Dem "We know that if we give more people better opportunities they will pull themselves up from the morass of poverty.
We have to go to war on poverty. We need to get some DNA to save all the unjustly condemned. Thankfully, they
were not already slain. Until then we need universities and colleges in the prisons, and, yes, ballot boxes right in
Repo. "By their own bad choices they are where they are. We want protection from them and deterrence from
those outside. The better our economy, the more likely they are to work and not rape and not murder."
Tell us about Jesus Christ??"
dem. "The mythical figure used by Europeans to subjugate the rest of the planet's people."
Repo. "Jesus is the one who comes to us in the form of a great National Leader who quotes from the Bible to give
our great country comfort, aid and succor in times of great national distress and tragedy. His followers are a repo.
party property. We have a deed."
"What would you say to a Christian third party movement?"
dem. with unmasked glee, "It's time has come. It is an opportune moment."
Repo. "Guarantees promulgation of dem values. Throws them elections on a silver platter."
"Here in the audience is a promoter of a Christian Political Party, What say you?
"Firstoff you go about it smart.
Run mainly in states given up on to the dems. Repo.s won't be spending there.
Get the best showing we can so big federal election dollars will flow next election. Might even win a few seats
and a slate of electors from the dems. It is the best result we can get, and, the repo. party is as yet unharmed."
It never will be harmed. It will just get back to it's base of corporate and business and wealthy individual interests.
It can work on laws to galvanize it's nickname goal, to help the wealthy repo. zess the assets of the rest of us. The Social
conservatives so disdained by the Manhattan Institute will go where they belong. They are not conservative nor social(not
even permitted in governing positions, at least Saddam allowed them that). They are Christians. Not evangelicals, not
catholics, not charismatics: Christians!
Christians include some from each of these groups and some from none. Only God and Satan know for sure who is who. But
they are not conservative. A Christian is by nature infectious, revolutionary! We welcome new converts. Yet we
are exclusive, with no communion with repo. mammon, more, but still small, communion with dem power hunger. Best
Something new is coming over the horizon. It is the dawn of a new day. We shall not only overcome some day
we shall superconquer as supergladiators. We will broker: for the preservation of the body of Christ worldwide;
for the lives of the unborn; for our right to speak in politics; for the biogenetic kinfolk of our Lord and our God
in the land of his sojourn bodily here; for the right to implore the world to be reconciled to Christ without hindrance
as guaranteed by the first ammendment to our constitution."
"In return for the unborn, we can give the dem abortionists a national endowment and the right to slowly torture volunteers
from our party as a substitute for the unseen they torture now. We can insure national boundaries around persecuted
Chin, Karen, Nubi and other Christian groups exchanging the national treasure for their, using miltary action if need
be. For this, we can trade dems increased taxes. In exchange for the right to speak out politically, we can give
the repo party an end to the bankruptcy protections for individuals. For the security of Israel we can give the dem
a daily working majority coalition. For the right to evangelize unhindered we can give or take away the Presidency
with our swing votes."
"These are not pie in the sky goals. We are just waiting for the right shepherd to lead us to inspire us.
We are waiting for one the Holy Spirit will use this way."