My pet peeve is bottles, especially two liter soda bottles with rounded bottoms? What bottling company executive is responsible
for rounded bottoms on bottles? I notice expensive bottles of oil, distilled spirits, and perfumes never have rounded bottoms.
Elite tastes get square bottoms; hoi polloi get moronic rounded bottoms just like with good suits vs. cheap clothes.
Would we have the hope of heaven if Jesus paid for our sins on a rounded bottom cross? Before our generation's sins were
vicariously suffered for, it would have tipped over, and we would spend eternity in the lake burning with napalm and fire
with all the little abortions and their murdering parents.
What if our cars had rounded bottoms? The tires wouldn’t touch the ground. We’d have to flood the streets with
water and float around with tires as floatation pontoons.
What if our feet had rounded bottoms. We’d have to walk with two cains and training wheels. We’d all sound
like smart people, like McCain supporters. My cane, where’s m’cain ? I need McCain!
What if Obama had a round bottom: Whatever scandal he was guilty of he’d falter a second and bounce back up, the
weight of the media in his corner bouncing him back as he covers up with coverup. It‘s like “God Damn America?”
Obama didn’t inhale Jeremiah Wright’s counter hymn to baseballs 9/11 tribute: God bless America. It’s like
Racializing America, saying all black folks sing “God Damn America in their barber shops, even elite barber shops like
Obama’s where Farakan and Jeremiah Wright get their hair Fro’d. It’s like associating with the
terrorist bomber who launched Obama’s career with a fundraiser. It’s like taking the second most of any politician
from Fanny may and Freddy mac and blaming McCain whose senate speech opposed them. Rounded bottom, weighted by media harlotry,
bounces back up.
Well enough for now, I just heard the soda bottle tipping over and falling off the table. Sarah, grab a towel and
let's clean up this mess.