Thank You, Father Jenkins for acquiescing to my advance
                  team and twice arresting 
                  my first opponent in a campaign for federal elective office.  I know it took 
                  courage to expose Notre Dame and the catholic church to criminal and tort liability for false 
                  arrest and imprisonment of a former ambassador to the united nations and fellow 
                  catholic.  
                  Thank you parents and students.  You could have been true 

to the billion and a half

 slaughtered in my abortion holocaust and attended

 the alternate pro-life commencement, but here you
                  are.  You Know I really like sports!  

Sports! Sports! Sports! Does that endear me to you?
                   I hope so. 
                  These are hard times to graduate into.  Even harder because I am exacerbating 
                  them by using the recession as a crisis to change the whole fabric of American 
                  society from free to national socialism.  
                  The cornerstone of my nationalistic socialism is government mandated charity in 
                  the guise of carrying each other’s  burdens.  A.C.O.R.N. anyone?  Carry each 
                  other’s forged umpteen or twentyumphth voter registration to the A.C.O.R.N. boss  
                  so we can keep our charity job in mandatory charitable government service. 
                  It is Darwinian evolution that we fittest of all line our pockets with your yet 
                  to be earned trillion$s while we preach charity and the carrying of each other’s 
                  burdens back to prosperity and thereafter.  Cut back and surrender your failed 
                  industries into the gaping yaw of the even worse failure, the federal government 
                  we control!  Darwin, smile upon us effete elites. 
                  Meanwhile;  accept a redefinition of your religion:  Not uniquely born Son of 
                  God as the only savior.  Nope, just a star in the universal religious concept of 
                  the Golden rule.  Never say Mohammedans' Golden Rule is to overcome other 
                  religions and seculars by violence (decapitation preferred).  Never say the 
                  Hindus hold a quarter billion in Caste Slavery by force.  Never say the Buddhist 
                  majority in Burma is and has exterminated its indigenous millions of Christians.  
                  Never say how communism exterminated Catholics and protestants wherever 
                  communism is.  We have a common ground?  No,  I do.  And I sure don’t want these 
                  demon worshippers treating me like they treat each other.  Common ground is 

the ground on which your catholic daughters are driven to abortion clinics to make less of you.
                  Finally, please be civil to me even though you correctly see me, your president, 
                  covered in the blood and screams of the abortion holocaust.  Don’t charicature 
                  me like my cronies and I did Sarah Palin and Huckabee.   God, I say of your 
                  troglodyte religion, bless you while Gaia the Earth goddess reclaims America.